Evan Smells

... really really strong. He was watching me put on my make-up this AM, and decided to splash on some of Dada's AXE Body Spray; then some of Mama's Patchouli-hippie-stink; then a few other perfume oils, just for good measure-- and, last but not least, some hairspray.

Later on we went shopping. He stunk up the dressing room. I'm pretty sure there were ribbons of pretty smell trailing behind him as we walked up and down the aisles in women's dresses.

I love Evan. He is my best friend. But, I would not want to be sitting next to him on a bus. At least not today.