The World is Full of -Holes

Today, I realized many modifications can be made to the word "asshole," just by substituting a new prefix. Here are some amusing variations and their definitions:

1) Classhole-- n. a student who might be a perfectly decent human being outside of class, but in class is disrespectful, disruptive, and a right jerkoff.

Example: Patrick's anthropology prof says he is a classhole, but behaves differently when he visits during office hours.

2) Gashole-- n. any panic-buying fuel-monger, but especially those who are annoyingly slow at pumping gas and insist on cleaning their windows, etc. while parked at the pump.

Example: Last night at BP, the guy parked in front of Dan was a total gashole.

I promise I'll think of more klever things to say.